i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
bullied: i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
frosteethesnowman: tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
jewbeard: i tried to grab fog but i mist
nahlou: there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
odgehog: sherlockedforwho: taintedhumor: this is my blogging face I literally had to stop and smile because this was exactly what my face looked like I like how we all reblog this knowing that we have to physically stop everything to smile.
snapchatting: macbook pro?? no no i use a macbook bro. *chest bumps everyone in the room*
when reading, we don’t fall in love with the characters’ appearance. we fall in love with their words, their thoughts, and their hearts. we fall in love with their souls.
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn